Anonymous said: do you really think jonny toews is a drug addict?
yes 5000% that boy does lines for breakfast lunch and dinner
for srs, though: no, anon, i do not think tazer is a drug addict. and even if he were, i don’t think he’d be stupid enough to try to foist coke on underage randos. for the record, i also do not think kaner and sharpy got into a fistfight. nor do i think kaner is/was a cokehead.
thanks for this ask, though, it was wonderful. <3
zarathuse is just being diplomatic. We’re all so concerned about young Jonathan and the bad influence he’s being on the children of Chicago, NOT TO MENTION all the bright-eyed little moose cubs up in Canada. Kaner wants to stage an intervention (after all, he’s come through some Dark Times of his own), but Jonny is too busy snorting lines off teenage girls to be receptive to that idea. And Sharpy? He’s no help. He can’t take time away from his busy schedule of sleeping with all the women in Thunder Bay instead of changing his baby’s diaper, and also getting into fistfights with teammates.
This team is a MESS, anon, and it’s time we all spoke about it openly and honestly :(