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She’s like: “Is not gonna happen, kiddo.”

'That's my Princess, Kiddo, she's my little beastie, go away and get your own.'

Reblogging (again) simply for the captions.  Dying over here.

Yes, there’s definitely an element of possessiveness! This moment is also about Maleficent being protective of Aurora. Maleficent knows better than to trust a man “looking for a girl,” because that’s exactly what Stefan was, remember? When he came looking for Maleficent with the evil intention of hurting her, disfiguring her and stealing her wings without her consent? (As I’ve said before, it was an obvious parallel with rape.)

Maleficent refuses to leave Aurora alone with Phillip even during the kiss scene—she stays behind that partition, watching every moment of it, despite how it makes her seethe and burn to have someone else kiss Aurora. She lets it happen against her better instincts, because that’s what the curse apparently needs to be broken (she hasn’t yet realized that it is her kiss that will wake Aurora). Even as Phillip kisses Aurora, Maleficent tells herself that she’s right here, standing guard—that she won’t let Aurora get hurt, that if Phillip tries to take advantage of Aurora’s vulnerability, Maleficent will cut him down.

So, yeah. Possessive!protective!Maleficent is canon.

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Dear STFU-Moffat and associates,

From now on, I insist you describe Steven Moffat as “Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat.” Just to make sure you’re being fair.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat is a queerbaiting hack

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat’s writing features sexism and overly complicated plots that don’t really make any sense.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat has characters needlessly tell the viewer information that he should be showing them.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat is incapable of creating real emotional stakes in his stories.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat calls teenage mother a ‘slut’ in DVD commentary

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat says bisexuals are too busy having sex to watch television, and therefore don’t need representing.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat thinks asexuals are too boring to write about. 

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat thinks that rather than having a female Doctor, it’s about time a man played the Queen despite the fact that men had all the roles of any kind for over 400 years.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat hasn’t had a woman writer for doctor who since Russell T. Davies

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat won an award from an entertainment industry that is to its bones highly racist, sexist, homophobic, amongst a host of other things, including being extremely resistant to change, and as a result, Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat is rewarded for being less than mediocre, incomprehensible, and offensive as fuck.

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat encourages and participates in rape culture by blaming women when men ogle them and making light of sexual assault. 

Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat uses every Orientalist trope under the sun and constantly dehumanises, shames and dismisses women of colour. 

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sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

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Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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“Lingerie is the real power of a woman. What’s your power like today?” (x)

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Anonymous said: How do two girls have sex?


It’s a very serious process. First, you have to clear the area of all things religious. If there is a cross anywhere within a 100 foot radius, Jesus will know what you’re doing and you’ll go to hell immediately. Once that’s done, you must play Tegan and Sara on repeat. Before you begin the sex, you both must pray the goddess Ellen and receive her blessing. Then comes the main event. Start with the pussy. You each must find a cat to pet in unison. After awhile of that comes the scissoring. You’ll take turns cutting each other’s hair until you both have achieved Justin Bieber’s 2009 ‘do. To finish, watch an episode of The L Word together.


You know when you need to practice speaking a language but you don’t want to speak it in front of native speakers because you’re worried they will judge you for your poor grammar skills and limited vocabulary

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Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.


Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

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