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6ee:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

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phantomfoxhound:

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

OH MY GOD

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fannishtalk:

svmadelyn:

The Great Chicago Re-Commitment Tour of ‘14 continues on CSN. (This is just from me recording it with my camera, it will probs be on CSN’s site today/tomorrow.) This is the first half of a two-part Toews/Kane interview; second half airs tomorrow.

I forgot to mention this in the other one I reblogged, but you know what else is just hilarious - Kaner’s comment that he finds it weird when other players who have similar places on a team DON’T sign identical contracts like him and Toews always have.  And Toews thinks it would be weird not to play on the same team as Kaner (in a sport where players are basically traded like neighborhood kids trading cards).  I just…  It’s like a Princess Bride moment where I want to yell “I don’t think that words means what you think it means”, because you know what - always signing identical contracts is actually the weird thing.  Thinking that not playing with the same guy for 16+ years on the same team would be weird is what’s actually weird/unusual.

I sometimes think that everyone in Chicago understands the game and plays along, but the PR, Kane&Toews, the media all understand that this is a unique situation and a lot of the one entity stuff is just for the narrative.  And then I see interviews like this where they unironically say stuff that indicates that Kane&Toews actually do view themselves through the lens of 2 people/1 entity and think that other people/players must have similar relationships, and that somehow it’s normal.  And they just don’t process that it’s really really deeply weird, and that other players coming in - who have been traded around, who have similar contributions to the team but different contracts, etc - that those players look at Kane&Toews and see something unique/different/unexpected.

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wosoamerica:

arcticmonkgays:

is there a sports side of tumblr. like are there people who like cry over pictures of athletes and stuff on here

we exist but I wouldn’t recommend it.

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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Anonymous said: do you really think jonny toews is a drug addict?

queeniegalore:

zarathuse:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yes 5000% that boy does lines for breakfast lunch and dinner

for srs, though:  no, anon, i do not think tazer is a drug addict.  and even if he were, i don’t think he’d be stupid enough to try to foist coke on underage randos.  for the record, i also do not think kaner and sharpy got into a fistfight.  nor do i think kaner is/was a cokehead.

thanks for this ask, though, it was wonderful.  <3 

zarathuse is just being diplomatic. We’re all so concerned about young Jonathan and the bad influence he’s being on the children of Chicago, NOT TO MENTION all the bright-eyed little moose cubs up in Canada. Kaner wants to stage an intervention (after all, he’s come through some Dark Times of his own), but Jonny is too busy snorting lines off teenage girls to be receptive to that idea. And Sharpy? He’s no help. He can’t take time away from his busy schedule of sleeping with all the women in Thunder Bay instead of changing his baby’s diaper, and also getting into fistfights with teammates.

This team is a MESS, anon, and it’s time we all spoke about it openly and honestly :(

askablackhawk:

He’s making foolish life decisions out of boredom and desperation.

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make me choose
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